illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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dansalright:

I just want to get drunk and make out with someone y’know

I VOLUNTEER!!!!

collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

  • Don’t eat
  • Don’t Drink
  • Make other people spend money on you

and lastly

  • Sell your soul to the devil
  • You Will Become Hermose GOD OF SEXUAL DISIRE

Did that help any?

cockfabric:

when ya straight friend won’t let you suck his dick image